Have any of my readers noticed the uncanny similarity between Indonesian radical cleric Abu Bakar Ba'asyir and has-been paedophile glam-rocker Gary Glitter?
Of course, it all makes sense: fiddle with young boys, then strap a load of explosives to them and send them to blow themselves up. No-one will ever know. Ingenious.
Gadjo - You've got off lightly, all things considered.
Jules - Looks suspicious, doesn't it?
Daphne - It's going a bit far to cover your tracks, but it has the horrid fing of plausibility. There were reports after the recent autopsy of bomb-maker Noordin M Top that he had been sodomized (leading us to create an item with the slug "INDONESIA-TOP-BOTTOM" to general acclaim), but it later turned out he'd probably been carrying explosives up his bum. Now that's what I call high-risk behaviour...
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Oh God I feel sick.
Have you ever seen them in the same room together at the same time?
Th plot thickens.
Of course, it all makes sense: fiddle with young boys, then strap a load of explosives to them and send them to blow themselves up. No-one will ever know. Ingenious.
Gadjo - You've got off lightly, all things considered.
Jules - Looks suspicious, doesn't it?
Daphne - It's going a bit far to cover your tracks, but it has the horrid fing of plausibility. There were reports after the recent autopsy of bomb-maker Noordin M Top that he had been sodomized (leading us to create an item with the slug "INDONESIA-TOP-BOTTOM" to general acclaim), but it later turned out he'd probably been carrying explosives up his bum. Now that's what I call high-risk behaviour...
Does it say anywhere in the Qu'ran that the 72 virgins are female? Just asking.
Or that they're fit. I have this image of the first five rows of Dolgellau's "Salem" Baptist Chapel, tugging away at their combinations.
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