Monday, 1 November 2010

Black Country wisdom

Last week - being the half-term break - saw us returning home to the Dudley area for a brief holiday. While there, we took Guthlac to the slightly shabby but nonetheless enjoyable Dudley Zoo, one of his favourite places.

While trekking round the reptile and creepy-crawlies house, we overheard the following dialogue:

Small girl (standing nervously in front of the tarantulas): Mummay! Iss freakin' me owt!
Mother (from round corner): Well doe look arrit then.

Sound common sense, as so often found in this so down-to-earth part of the country.

And widely applicable, I believe. Make someone called Aynuk UN secretary-general, and many of the sources of global angst would disappear.

"We are deeply offended by the blasphemous cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)!"
"Well doe look at them then."

"We deeply oppose the idea of building a mosque in our beautiful, Christian city."
"Well doe look arrit then."

"This celebrity magazine has Katie Price on the cover."
"Doe look arrit then. In fact, bairn it. Bairn all celebrity magazines."

I'd vote for it.


No Good Boyo said...

It might also strike down at least one of the objections you hear to fellatio.

Gadjo Dilo said...

Sound thinking, Gyp, in fact bustin'!

Terry Ravenscroft said...

I shall use the very helpful advice of "Doe look arrit then" when Prince William's wedding comes round.

M C Ward said...

Reminds me of the classic Tommy Cooper joke about going to the doctor and complaining that it hurts, "When I do that" (raising his arm), and the doctor replying, "Well don't do it then".

Jimmy Tarbuck has made an excellent living from doing what I've just done above. I haven't though.

Scarlet Blue said...

Merry Christmas, Mr Gyppo!

Gyppo Byard said...


Scarlet Blue said...

Testing what?