Friday, 29 January 2010

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Earlier this week, I attended a training event on the subject of Search Engine Optimization, which is basically the matter of spiking your interweb offerings with terms that you think enormous tits will be typing into their free viagra search engines, thus ensuring that a form of virtual guaranteed penis enlargement takes place in your page rankings and numbers of visitors.

I hoped the trainer would start by showing us the Robert Pattinson-Zac Efron gay sex tape, but apparently no such thing exists. The same could be said for the hardcore pics of Angelina Jolie which also failed to appear. We did talk a little about the uncensored Roswell/Area 51 film and the proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy engineered from a UFO powered by a perpetual motion device though. Actually we didn't; I just made that bit up...


Gadjo Dilo said...

Good work, Gyp. I make sure that the first letters of the words in every post I write form something salacious, e.g. h e l e n a b o n h a m c a r t e r i n a g o s a m e r t r e n c h c o a t - which ensures it's always top hit in the more avant-garde search engines.

No Good Boyo said...

Do have have any leads about Lindsay Logan's hot girlfriend, Rupert Murdoch's being Jewish or free downloads of the Kama Sutra pop-up book?

For true mastery of the art, I recommend my chum Snoopy the Goon at Simply Jews.

"Madrid brothel" is a search that brings various travellers to my blog, where I hope they find much to take their mind off things. Or one thing.